A blonde is on a four-engine plane. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot comes on the radio and says, “I'm sorry, our first engine has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes.”
Then there's another bang. Once again, the radio comes on and the pilot says the same thing except that the second engine shut down and that they'll be delayed nearly two hours.
After that, the third engine shuts off and the pilot tells the passengers that they will be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, “Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we'll be up here all day.”
