Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes one-liners?
A: So brunettes can remember them.
Q: What do brunettes miss most about a great party?
A: the invitation.
Q: What do you call a good-looking man with a brunette?
A: A hostage.
Q: What is black and blue and brown, and lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who has told too many blonde jokes.
