Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff - Added Monday the 4th 2009f May 2009
Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first?
A: The brunette -- the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.



Blonde in the Third Grade - Added Sunday the 3rd 2009f May 2009
Three third graders were walking down the street: a redhead, brunnette, and a blonde.
Which one had the best figure?

The blonde - she was 18.



Wanted: Dead Or Alive - Added Saturday the 2nd 2009f May 2009
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to find out a little about her personality.
"If you could have a conversation with anyone, alive or dead, who would it be?"

"I'd have to say the living one."



Blonde Counting Sheep - Added Friday the 1st 2009f May 2009
Once there was a blonde driving home from work when she saw a sheep farm. She stops and asks the farmer if she can have a sheep. The farmer says "If you can count all my sheep I'll let you have any one you want." The blonde looks around her for a moment and says, "You have 356 sheep." The farmer exclaims, "Wow -- you're exactly right. I guess blondes really aren't dumb. Now go pick yourself out a sheep."
The blonde makes her choice, picks it up, comes back to the farmer to thank him. "Oh no," he says, "you can't have that one." "Why not?" asks the blonde, "you said I could have any sheep I wanted." And the farmer says, "Ma'am, that's my dog."



Lake Wannaswimma - Added Friday the 1st 2009f May 2009
Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.
"How do I get to the other side?"

"Duh! You ARE on the other side!"



Heckle Me Harder - Added Thursday the 30th 2009f April 2009
A ventriloquist is sitting onstage at a comedy club. He and his dummy are spurting out really crude blonde jokes, when a blonde lady sitting in the audience stands up.
"I'm so sick of you people who think blondes are stupid. It's because of you that I have had to try harder to prove myself at work and in the community. There are just as many dumb people with red or brown hair. There are just as many smart people with blonde hair."

"Gosh, Miss, I'm terribly sorry. I was just telling jokes, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings."

"Shut up! I'm not talking to you. I'm talking to that little jerk on your lap!"



Orange Juice Factory - Added Wednesday the 29th 2009f April 2009
Why did the blonde quit her job at the orange juice factory

She couldnt concentrate


Blonde vs. Crime Rate - Added Tuesday the 28th 2009f April 2009
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home?
A: She moved.



Rocks and Blondes - Added Monday the 27th 2009f April 2009
What do rocks and dumb blondes have in common?
You skip 'em when they're flat.



Blonde Lightbulb - Added Sunday the 26th 2009f April 2009
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One hundred: one to hold the lightbulb, the other 99 to rotate the house.

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